Лікар підходить до хронічного мастурбатора з попереднім переглядом пристрою цнотливості

So I've been reading through your notes and I read that you're finding a problem with chronic masturbation.

Can I just ask, how many times a day would you tend to masturbate to orgasm?

Okay, that's quite unusually high, it has to be said.

Let's just have a look, if you could just pull your penis out that would be great.

Excellent, okay, yeah.